Happy New Year from MMM

Here's to a great 2012 for everybody. Unfortunately, I'm still dealing with my ill mother, and though she made it through the last scare, she is in hospice care now as there is nothing left to do for her. We did have a nice Christmas eve together though, so that was nice, but then she crashed again on Christmas day. Ugh.

Looking forward to happier times.

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Blog Note

I am accumulating a list of posts to do, but my mother is in the hospital and is not expected to survive. So, my schedule has consisted of nothing but daily practice, working out, and then sitting with her. Needless to say, my heart isn't in posting right now.

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Guest Post at Deft Digits

Joe Walker, who I first discovered at the excellent From the Woodshed site, has a wonderful new blog called Deft Digits - GREAT guitar blog title: Wish I'd thought of that! - and he has a series going over there called, Discover a Guitarist. The idea is to expose his readers to guitarists discovered by we who have been around for a while.

Well, Joe paid me the distinct honor of asking me to contribute an entry to the series, and so I did. Since most of Joe's readers are rock and jazz oriented students, I attempted to broaden their horizons by telling the story of my discovery of Kazuhito Yamashita, who remains the most awesome nylon string player in the world, as far as I'm concerned.

So, head on over an poke around for a while - the previous entries are excellent too - and thank you, Joe!

No pretty girl for this post, as I'm bummed about the death of a long time non-musician inspiration, Steve Jobs.



R.I.P. Steve, and thanks for making my work easier and more fun.

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Book Review: J.S. Bach's Musical Offering by Hans T. David

I've gotten myself into a nice reading habit again - since I moved into my new house - so I guess I'm going through my music theory library yet another time.



This post is about Hans Theodore David's seminal book, J.S. Bach's Musical Offering of 1945.

David was the first, I believe, to figure out that Bach had an organizational scheme in mind with The Musical Offering: Previous to his work, most musicologists thought that the collection was a casual, even sort of random, collection of fugues and canons with a sonata for transverse flute thrown in. Dr. David presents, quite convincingly, evidence that there is a specific order to the pieces, and that this order reveals a very sublime and balanced plan.

What really sets this book above most works concerned with large works or collections, however, is the analysis. David's style is quite vivid and easy to follow - you'll want a study score like my little Eulenberg edition - and not much escapes his gaze.

So, if you want some serious insights into BWV 1079, look no further. This is for advanced students, obviously, but with that caveat, I can't think of any better way to increase your enjoyment and understanding of The Musical Offering.

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Note to Garageband Users: Export Song to Disk ADDS DISTORTION

I have been supremely stumped by a problem with Garageband: The projects sound clean when played back within Garageband, but the AAC/m4a files created under Share/Export Song to Disk sound absolutely horrible due to added distortion. I'm not talking about the usual audio quality loss due to compression from the project to AAC/m4a, but a huge amount of distortion which is especially noticeable in the lower registers.

Well, I have found a workaround: Instead of Share/Export Song to Disk, which creates the AAC/m4a file directly from the Garageband project, use Share/Send Song to iTunes. The song will then arrive in iTunes as an uncompressed AIFF file, which sounds just as perfect as the playback from within the Garageband project. At that point - in iTunes - go to Advanced/Create AAC Version and the song will be duplicated from the AIFF version to an AAC/m4a file. No more distortion! You can then drag and drop the AAC file from iTunes to your desktop, which effectively duplicates it, as the original stays in iTunes. Yeah, it's quite a few steps, but the AAC conversions Garageband does are so bad as to be unusable.

For some reason, Garageband does not convert from a project directly to AAC/m4a worth a darn, but iTunes does just fine converting from AIFF to AAC. No, I have no idea why, and yes, it is very un-Apple like.

Since this has been driving me crazy FOR SEVERAL MONTHS, I thought I'd put my solution on the intertubes for anyone else who is having this problem. I had actually gone back to Protools LE and even set up Cubase LE because of this problem, so it's nice to be back on Easy Street with Garageband: If you just record solo stereo guitar, you don't need the complexity of Protools or Cubase, not to mention the hardware limitations of Protools.

Now I can get back to my recording project!

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Book Review: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony by Heinrich Schenker

I bought this translation when it first came out back in 1992, so I've been through it before. After all these years, though, I had only vague recollections of it - almost all I remembered was being disappointed that there were not more insights into Beethoven's compositional practice - so I decided to give it another shot.



What I appreciate now that went right over my head before is that Schenker was responding to several egregious liberties taken with the Ninth by musicians who did not understand it, most notably the execrable Richard Wagner.



More than just a simple failure to understand the text of the score, what Wagner and those in his camp believed was that Beethoven's deafness made his orchestrations faulty. Schenker provided history with a much needed remedy to these wrong-headed ideas that goes beyond being merely a palliative: He actually cures the disease of thinking Beethoven's inner-ear was not up to the task of orchestrating in a very powerful and dispositive way.



About that powerful style: I also remembered being turned off by Schenker's mode of writing here, which is harshly polemical. Evidently, this is, if anything, more so with the original German - You could fill an ocean with the exclamation points in this book.



Now I understand why Schenker was so insensed [Dictionary says that's not a word - Ed.] (Yeah, but I use it all the time anyway - Huc.): He was trying to rescue this transcendent masterpiece from the ignorant hoi polloi who were desecrating it. For that, then, we owe Schenker a huge debt of gratitude. We take for granted now that these issues have been settled, but it was not always so. As late as 1912, when Schenker wrote the original of this book, many misconceptions about the Ninth still persisted.



If you want to get any "Shenkerian Analysis" insights from this, you can forget it: 1912 was before Schenker came up with those - IMO dubious at best - theories. Also being from 1912, the harmonic analysis is quite primitive, but useful enough as a guide that I intend to build on it next time through. Yes, I feel the need to go through this again, but next time with a full score (The only score of the Ninth I have is the Liszt piano transcription, which is great for analyzing the harmony, but impossible for the orchestration, obviously).



Not for the faint of heart then, but highly valuable from a historical perspective at least, and there are some cool compositional insights, they are just few and far between.

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Composing Sonatas for Solo Classic Guitar: Part I

The title of this post is a search term I see sometimes, and since I have figured out how to do this - and I'm currently learning a sonata I wrote - I thought I'd weigh in.

The first thing you need to understand is that I'm not referring to a complete multi-movement sonata, but a single movement composed with the sonata process. Secondly, you need to key on that last term and understand that sonata is a process - like fugue - and not a form per se. I tend to get a bit agitated when folks employ terms like, "sonata form" or, even worse, "sonata-allegro form." A sonata is not a form, or like a mold that you can pour music into, but rather it is a musical work that results from a process in which the musical ideas used determine the final construction of the piece. Sonata is also not limited by any Italian tempo designation!

If you reduce the sonata process to a single word, that word would be contrast: Contrast of any, several, or all musical elements; theme, motif, key, mode, meter, tempo, dynamics, register, texture, instrumentation, orchestration - whatever you want or that is appropriate to your goals. The possibilities actually are endless and limited only by your imagination, which is why the sonata process is the ultimate musical challenge, even beyond fugue (And, of course, you can combine the sonata and fugal processes!). Sonata can and should be overwhelming to those just starting out on the compositional journey, and the serious student is going to approach the matter with all solemnity: It's deep, man. lol.

For the composer-guitarist, the challenge is even greater than for most: Guitar as an idiom has many limitations that, for example, the keyboard idioms do not. This is why there is no such thing as a good guitar sonata that was composed by a non-guitarist without at least having a guitarist as a co-writer or consultant: Learning the idiom alone takes years.

So, if you are a guitarist reading this post who wants to learn how to compose sonata process movements, you should have several years of playing under your belt so that your understanding of the idiom is intuitive. You should have also composed many miniatures before you take this step into expanded formal proportions. Probably needless to say, knowledge of harmony is required, and solid counterpoint too: To merely be ready for this takes several years of dedicated work.

If you pass these requirements, what is the first step towards the sonata process? The answer to this question is the sonatina, which can actually be treated as a form with the following elements: 1] An exposition containing two different musical themes in two contrasting keys, 2] A repeat of that exposition, 3] A brief bridge, and finally, 4] A recapitulation in which the two themes are restated with the second one now in the original key. An introduction and/or a coda is optional. If the sonatina is in a major key, the contrasting theme will be in the dominant, and if it's in a minor key, theme two will be in the relative major. That may sound relatively simple, but for the guitar it is more than enough, because on the guitar it is often physically impossible to play the two contrasting themes in the same key at the recapitulation! That should give you an idea of what a monumental compositional challenge a sonata process piece for the guitar actually is.

Now, instead of starting out with the first sonatina I wrote back in the early 90's, I'm going to go through the first sonata I completed - which was not until 2005! - and then present the two sonatinas that lead up to it. That way, you'll get the idea how complex the issue is, and then how to logically approach it.

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I've gone through this piece previously on MMM, back in 2008, and I did a pretty good analysis in that post, so I'm not going to sweat the theoretical details here, just the problems I encountered and the solutions I came up with for them. Since I have now put the fingerings and position indicators in the score, any guitarist can now read through it to see, hear, and feel the idiomatic nature of the music.

Here is the MP3 for the piece, which is a MIDI to MP3 conversion I did in iTunes using a classical guitar soundfont. Later, of course, I'd like to add a recording, but that will have to wait. I plan to use real recordings of the sonatinas, though.

The piece begins with a sixteen measure introduction, which I wrote after I had gotten the exposition and counter-exposition done. Note that I originally called this movement a sonata, but it is now described as a fantasia: I figured the latter term was both less burdensome and more accurate: It's still a sonata process piece, but it has several, "fantastic" elements to it (Which owe their existence to the idiomatic requirements of the guitar).



As I said, I did a fairly detailed analysis of this previously, so I'm just going to mention the most salient points: The first eight measures seem to go toward a resolution to C major, but this is thwarted by the second half, which walks everything back to a preparation for A minor: These are the only two regions in the piece - C and A - and I use both the major and minor modes of each. The first eight measures are also in 3/4 time, while the second eight are in 2/4: These time signatures are also elements of contrast that I use. An introduction should set up the coming drama, which this one does perfectly.

The first theme area in the exposition is in A minor and 3/4 time, but there are some curiosities present.



I should mention here that there are two broadly different approaches to composing sonata themes: The more modern motivic method, and the older - and simpler - melody-and-accompaniment style. This is obviously a melody and accompaniment first theme, and I chose this exactly because it was simpler - this is my first actual sonata process piece, remember - and also much more idiomatic for the guitar: With the exception of the lead in to the dramatic pause in measure 24, this is all quite easy to play. Go ahead and try it!

The aforementioned dramatic pause is accompanied by an added measure of 2/4, which intentionally disorients the listener, but also adds an element of organic plasticity to the phrasing, which is a major aspect of this piece. At the melodic peak of this section in 27, the piece returns to 3/4 but very quickly moves to introduce the second theme, which requires more organic metric modulations at the end there in 30 and 31. As you can see, there at the end of the page, the contrasting theme will be in 2/4 time and the key of C major.



After the homophonic first theme, I chose as a contrast a more contrapuntal texture, but it is counterpoint at the relatively relaxed ratio of 4:1, and I kept it completely idiomatic to the guitar by having the faster melody always on top, and the third voice, such as it is, is simple zero-axis repeated-note accompaniment. More phrasing plasticity is found here, however, with the harmonies in measures 36 and 37, and then after the dissolve from 42 into the 5/4 measure of 43 which sets up the repeat of the exposition. Note that it appears to be a setup for a modulation to C minor until the last quarter note: C minor will appear later. Foreshadowing future events is a powerful emotional and structural tool in the sonata process. This page is also quite idiomatic and simple to execute, so pick up a guitar and play through it.



Because the sonata process evolved from the sonatina form - in a nutshell: it was actually pretty convoluted - early sonata process pieces had unvaried repeats of the exposition. That's what you find in Haydn and Mozart for the most part, but by later on in Beethoven's career, and through Brahms et al, there are actual counter-expositions present that contain varied elements. Obviously, I chose the more fully developed sonata process technique and this is an actual counter-exposition.

The first theme is now presented in the parallel mode of A major, but after the dramatic pause the second theme enters in A major, a sixth above the original appearance in C major. This is very unusual, but it's not a resolution of the second theme to the home key, as that would have to be A minor: This is a setup foreshadowing the recapitulation. Even this higher version of the second theme is not overly difficult to play, so give it a shot. I worked very hard to make this piece idiomatic and fairly easy to play.



Here we start with the second phrase of the second theme in the higher register, and that requires a longer dissolve and re-transition to the second phrase of the first theme, which starts in measure 70. Even though it starts out in A major, that second phrase ends up with a setup to C minor again, only this time we actually get C minor for the second theme back on its original level.



Putting the second theme in the minor mode makes it marginally more difficult to execute, but there are still no outstanding technical challenges, and since the guitar is so restrictive as to what themes will work in what keys - and even modes sometimes! - it is a good device that you can get a lot of mileage out of. It sure turned out to be effective in this case.

As you can see at the end of the page here, the piece seems to have capitulated to C minor, at least for the development, since the counter-exposition ends there with the double bar line.

Now for the development.



The concept of the development section was the toughest nut to crack for me: When the possibilities are endless, it's impossible to make a decision! The trick, then, is to figure out how to limit the choices. If you are just at the sonatina stage, a simple bridge consisting of a short harmonic progression is all that is required, but in a sonata no such evasion is possible. Also, since this sonata has two melodic themes, broadly speaking, and is not motivic in nature, actually combining the themes doesn't work.

What to do, what to do, what to doo-wacka, doo-wacka, doo?!

It took me years to answer that question: I had the exposition as far back as 1996, but I didn't come up with a solution to the development until 2005 - nine years! After finding the solution for the counter-exposition, I wrote the introduction, and that's when it hit me: If I wanted to exhibit contrasts in the development, the contrasts could be the textures instead of the themes.

In order to demonstrate contrasts of texture, I needed to make the development a theme-and-variations section, so I composed a six measure harmonic continuity that is closely related to the harmony of the first theme, as you can see from measures 89 through 94. There, I'm just presenting the new theme variant using the main texture of the first theme.

In the second variation, I use the sounding second texture that is so prevalent in the exposition and counter-exposition, and for the third variant, I use the sixteenth-note harmonic plucking pattern from the second theme area (And the introduction, I might add), and I put that back in A minor via the classic, "deceptive" movement from G(m7) directly to A minor: Limiting myself to just the levels of A and C made things much more manageable, and it also set up the architectural solutions, as you shall see. I also pulled off a slick metric modulation from 3/4 to 4/4 in measures 99 and 100, so I'm still contrasting duple and triple meters.



I only changed two notes in this piece when I went through and did the fingering, and one of them is the low open E in measure 106: That was an octave higher and WAY too difficult to execute previously (Actually virtually impossible on a non-cutaway classical guitar). This is much easier on a cutaway, but a non-cutaway... well, I don't play those anymore. lol.

Variation four, which starts at 107, is a double-time variant in 2/4 that uses the main texture of theme two. All of the open strings in the bass make it quite simple to play, actually, and I re-modulate back to C minor for the closing variation at 113, which is just a foreshortened version of the double-time variation just heard. So, the development is basically five variations of a harmonic continuity that contrast textures previously heard in the exposition and counter exposition.

To make it obvious that we are returning to the recapitulation, I used the second half of the introduction to lead back to the beginning... but I had some structural issues to deal with, which also took a lot of thinking-through.

So far I've presented the first theme in A minor and A major, I've presented the second theme in C major and C minor, and I've presented the second theme in A major (The higher register version of the counter-exposition). In addition to that, I've presented a third theme and variations of it in C minor and A minor in this development.

Well, I originally had the recapitulation begin with a return of the original theme in A minor, but I didn't want to hear it again: I've heard it twice, in A minor and A major, so I really didn't need to present it a third time. What I haven't presented is the first two variations of the third theme from the development that are in C minor in the home key of A minor: This worked out fabulously well.



So, instead of a third return of the first theme, we get a return of the third theme, now resolved to the home key. If the thematic elements are to be presented in twos - with the exception of the development variations that were already in the home key - then I still have theme two in the higher register in A minor to present, and that's just what I do. This has a truly awesome effect! At the point where the deceptive movement happened in the development, we get the lone forgotten thematic element! Truly, I love this. I think it's devastatingly effective if the listener has been paying attention.



After the second theme in the higher register ends, the re-transition figures return (Also for the second time), and there is just one duty left to perform: Present the first half of the introduction a second time, but this time as an ending coda! The result is a perfect piece of musical architecture with a bi-fold logic to it that is also organic and perfectly idiomatic to the guitar.

Now, since this is the second movement of four, I didn't want the ending to be too emphatic: A possible continuation should at least be allowed for. So, I didn't confirm the final cadence, and the final measure is exactly the same as the first measure of the exposition, but with the leap up to the higher A at the end.

Next post I'll show how I worked up to this piece through writing sonatina movements.

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A Tale of Two Bachs... and Books

I have just finished reading two wonderful and very different Books about Johann Sebastian Bach.



The first, Evening in the Palace of Reason [Hilariously, the Harper-Collins blurb says the meeting took place in 1757, long after Bach had died, instead of 1747] by James R. Gaines, and the second is the monumental Johann Sebastian Bach: The Learned Musician by Christoph Wolff, probably the world's foremost musicologist specializing in the life of Bach.

I said they are very different, but I might as well have said that they could hardly be more different. Evening in the Palace of Reason centers on the lives of Frederick the Great and J.S. Bach as they lead up to their meeting in 1747, while The Learned Musician is all about Bach. I mean, all that is known and that can be surmised about Bach. The former is an engrossing, fast paced read, while the latter is exceedingly detailed - sometimes even excruciatingly so - but deeply satisfying in a different way, especially if you are a serious student of the music of Bach, as I am, or a very curious and already well informed amateur.

Interestingly, the two authors have radically different takes on the 1747 Potsdam meeting as well as the resulting work, the famous Musical Offering. In Gaines' dramatic and humorous look at the situation, Frederick and Bach's son Carl Philipp Emanuel conspired together to embarrass the old man by coming up with The Royal Theme, which allows for virtually no stretti. According to him, Bach's ass was chapped by the obvious ruse, and The Musical Offering was Bach's revenge. Wolff, on the other hand, views Bach as a peace emissary (!) just months after Frederick's Prussian army had occupied his little burg, and The Musical Offering as a pious gift to the king.

Who is right? It's obviously impossible to be completely sure, but even the picture Wolff paints of Bach is of a larger than life character who did not suffer fools gladly, and who took perceived affronts to his music very, very seriously, so I'm inclined to side with Gaines. Besides, it makes for a much more interesting story.

So, I would recommend Gaines' book to anybody interested in Bach who likes fast and fun reading - his description of Frederick's "gay in all senses of the word" court is particularly humorous - but a word of caution is in order for Wolff: This is the deep end of the musicological pool here, and even I found parts of the book an epic slog (As someone who has analyzed in excruciating detail a lot of Bach's music, and who can actually, you know, compose in those styles, I found his descriptions of Bach's compositional approaches particularly eye-roll inducing).

Bottom line, though, I'll undoubtedly read Wolff's book again, while I think once through Gaines' tome is enough.

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Six Year "Blogversary": New Demo Recordings

Hard to fathom it's been six years this month since I started MMM, but it's true.

Had my first gig in nearly a year last Saturday, and it went great. It was a private party a bud of mine recommended me for because he couldn't do it. Amazingly, that was six months to the day since I picked the guitar back up and started rebuilding my set again after my mother's illness (during which I didn't pick up a guitar at all for about four months).

This also coincided with a transition in my practice regimen that has had me practicing for up to 6 hours some days, so it is time to start working on a new demo CD while I enter the next phase.

My MO for this is to just record three takes of each piece and save the best one of each, no matter what. In another few weeks, I'll do this again, and in a month or so a third time. This will give me three best-of-threes to chose a best of nine out of.

Without further ado, here are the first round versions.

Tears in the Rain - Joe Satriani

It's not as easy as it sounds.

Desert Song - Eric Johnson

This is about 85% of where I want it to be.

Spanish Fly - Eddie Van Halen

The first half sucks but the second half is about as good as I've ever played it.

A Day at the Beach - Joe Satriani

I'm pretty sure I'm the only nylon string player in the world who performs this. This is about 90% as good as I've ever done it, and I was actually amazed to capture this take. Recording this would be impossible without the RMC Polydrive because it filters out the percussion booms I create on the guitar (You have to beat the hell out of nylon strings to get them to ring, and I have large callouses on my right hand i and m fingers because of this piece). Flamenco guys hate not getting percussion through the pickups, but for recording - or performing - tap technique on a nylon string, a Polydrive is a requirement, not an option.

Eu So Quero Um Xodo - Dominguinhos

This is my favorite piece in my entire repertoire... that I didn't compose myself. lol. Not a bad take, but only about 75-80% of where I had it a year or so ago.

Stairway to Heaven - Jimmy Page

Yeah, yeah; but my demo CD just wouldn't be complete without it. The rock guitar solo section is rough, but not a bad single take, and I never put anything but single takes on CD's. Just weird that way.

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You know what? I've pretty much completely ditched ProTools LE for GarageBand. Since all I record is stereo solo guitar and solo guitar synth (Not on these takes, obviously), and since all my effects come from the MPX-G2 and FS1R, I don't need the complexity and hardware limitations of ProTools anymore. The real reason this happened is the Lexicon I-ONIX FW801s recording units I got: They sound a bazillion times better than any ProTools hardware I've ever had, and they are a 1U device. If you want the most extravagantly cool interface for GarageBand, the FW810s is it. I just used a single stereo instrument track and hit "delete" after renaming and saving each take. It's an incredibly fast and easy way to work if you record yourself.

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Backup Gear: Two of Everything... at Least

HAVING ONLY ONE OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS POLYDRIVE INTERFACE IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

If you end up playing with either bleeding-edge technology or vintage gear - I have some of each - you figure out pretty fast that to be a confident and dependable performer, you need backup gear. For most devices that are not overly prone to failure, that means two, but for some critical things, it may be three, and for loudspeakers, it could just be one extra unit.

For example, when I leave for a road trip, I must have at least two guitars, two rack systems, and three PA speakers (I usually take four). In town, I usually just take an extra guitar if it's a background music gig, but if it's something major - for which I'm being paid a significant amount of money - I'll take an extra rack and speaker too.

This policy of having backup gear along has saved my bacon - and made me look like a hero - at several gigs. When that eight-year-old data backup battery dies and all of your programs vanish, there's nothing like being able to laugh it off and grab the backup rack out of your car or truck. Or, when that darned D-string breaks, it's sure a lot quicker and easier to just grab a backup guitar rather than changing the string. Of course, I learned this, like I learn everything in life, the hard way: I once travelled over 100 miles one-way for a gig and arrived with no 1/4" to Speakon adapters. Since I put speaker cables in each rack when I pack them up, a backup would have saved me that gig, the money... and just a ton of embarrassment: It's hard to forget to pack something twice.

That was my, "Never again" moment.

So, make a list, check it twice, and all your gigs will be very, very nice. Naughty waitresses are cool, but naughty amps are not.

The catch for me is - there's always a catch - I have two guitars that look exactly the same but that are in fact entirely different.



The Rider Nylon on the left has a high classical action, and the one on the right has a low flamenco action. I have decided that the classical action Rider is not a suitable backup guitar, because it's way to hard to play tap technique on it... so I need a third, of course.

But there's more to it than that. I love practicing tap tech on the classical Rider because it makes the pieces so much easier to play on the flamenco Rider, and I play gigs without playing Spanish Fly and A Day at the Beach all the time. So, I'm glad I got the classical setup, and I wouldn't want to be without it, but two is not enough in any case. Why?

Because, the real problem is with the RMC Acoustic Gold saddles, or perhaps just my less than stellar luck with them. Back when I was playing Godin guitars with these saddles, I had one go entirely dead on me - the G string on that guitar - which is where I got the idea to always have two guitars along. Well, these pickup elements are by far the best in the world, but to be so sensitive and clear, they evidently also have to be quite fragile. Lummox that I am, I've managed to break two of them while changing strings! Fortunately, both on the classical backup ax, and I managed to fix the second one myself.

So, you see where this is going: I imagine the scenario where I'm changing strings in anticipation of a road trip and I break one of the RMC saddles. I don't have time to get it repaired before I leave, so I have to hit the road with just one guitar. This is not acceptable, so I'm going to order a third Rider Nylon/RMC - my second in the flamenco setup - before the end of the year. I'm also going to order some extra saddles so I can repair them here myself, rather than having to ship them off to get the work done. Yes, having extras of things like that often means you'll never, ever need another one again. lol.

The good news is that I'm getting all of these ducks in a row because I'm again free to get on the road and do some serious performing now that my mom is being looked after. I've worked up to some six and seven hour practice days over the past 5 months, which will be the subject of some upcoming posts, and some problematic pieces I've been working on for years have suddenly come into focus. It's a great feeling.



She bears an almost uncanny resemblance to my high school sweetheart.

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Epic Drunk Driving Fail in the 'Hood

Some young buck in a pickup truck - no word on whether he was wearing a pink carnation, but he was definitively out of luck - launched himself and his vehicle into a house in my neighborhood back at the beginning of the month. The truck burst into flames and caught the house on fire.



I walk by this house every day on my 6-8 mile walks. Fortunately, nobody was home and even the drunk driver was not seriously hurt.

To give you an idea of how spectacular this was, here is the intersection from which the truck went airborne.



The cross street is Thousand Oaks, and the road going off into the distance is Bulverde Road, which turns into Scarsdale as it enters my neighborhood. What you can't see from this angle is that there is a rise, very similar in size and angle to a waterski jump, onto Scarsdale. The reason there is no damage to the landscaping in the foreground is because the truck was in the air over it. The police estimated the distance the truck was airborne at over 100 feet.

I walked across to the sidewalk in the picture above to show where the truck landed.



He made it almost to the sidewalk, and the curb deflected his trajectory to the right, and into the house. Within a couple of days, the house was demolished down to the slab.



This is the second time, to my knowledge, that this house has been hit by a car. I don't think I'd want to live there. lol.



The caption said she's French. Having spent a lot of time in France, I could have told you that just by looking. She's almost stereotypically Gallic. Quite pretty, though.

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Two-a-Days

No, not football training camp, technical and performance practice in two separate sessions every day. Grueling, but I'm about 75% ready to gig again... and, I've worked out twice a day every day this year so far too: Bowflex and a 90 minute walk.

Feeling much much better than I did last November.

Something for all the True Blood fans out there.



Pretty much the ideal redhead. Yeah, I watch the show. lol.

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Hiatus

Taking a little time off from the blog to catch up on some set development chores. My mom got very sick late last year and I wasn't able to play for a few months, so I'm rebuilding my set again. Yes, I rebuilt it at the beginning of last year too, so this is quite frustrating, but now that mom is taken care of, I ought to be back performing again by March or April. In fact, I have a standing two gig per week offer at an eatery already, so I'm anxious to get the set back together.

Life sometimes intrudes on one's plans.

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